Booking a session
Q. What information do I need to provide, in order to secure my desired spot?
A. That's easy, I just need to know 3 things:
1) your first name,
2) the day/time you'd like to book
3) the session you'd like Ie 1.5hr, 2 hr, 2.5hr, 3hr etc (see my rates page for details).
Q. To make a booking, should I just text "hi" or "hey how r u?" or "avail?"
A. Please no, usually "hi's" are fishing and just want to chat & never show up so I don't usually reply at all... unless we have a texting history and I can see we've spoken before. Please introduce yourself and give me the pertinent info!
Q. How do you manage your bookings?
A. A lot of people reserve a spot in advance so I turn my phone on at 11am, and confirm that days advance bookings, then I book the people that requested a last minute spot & gave me the pertinent info ie their name, the time desired, along with the session they'd like. Then I reply to those that only gave me partial info. Please don't ask about my "availability today" if what you mean is immediately, there's no need for me to give you my entire days schedule, if you're only interested in immediately.
Other Services
Q. Do you offer other services that are not mentioned here?
A. No, and I do not offer oral, BJ's, kissing, sex or groping, this is a non-interactive experience. Please don't try to cajole me into doing any of that, there are a gamut of willing ladies in Victoria who offer those things, my specialty is massage and killer hand releases!
Q. Would you have sex for $500... or $1,000..?
A. No, sex without passion and chemistry isn't my thing, I only make an effort when I'm hot for someone. If you're looking for sex, I suggest a reputable agency or an independent from Leolist.cc.
Q. Are you a registered RMT so I can claim this as a medical expense through my work or on my taxes?
A. Alas no, I am not, and no sensual massage is ever covered by insurance, it would be fraud.
Etiquette
Q. Is there anything I can do to prepare for my session?
A.Yes, please take a thorough shower and wash your nether regions well beforehand... you never know where my hands might end up!
A. I'll also get closer to you if your breath smells fresh...
There is mouthwash in the bathroom if you don't get a chance to use any beforehand, I also have Advil, hair products and aerosol deodorant for your use.
Q. Should I be discreet in your building?
A. Yes, and thank you for being respectful! Please enter quietly, without a loud greeting, so my neighbours aren't disturbed. (My building allows small home businesses, provided the extra traffic isn't "noticeable".)
Massage Oil.
Q. What type of oil do you use for the massage?
A. I use cold pressed organic coconut oil, that is fractionated to be better absorbed, and unscented. I keep the bottles in special warmers beside the bed, that keep it at 60 degrees, the perfect temperature! I buy it off Amazon, if you like it, its the Premium Nature brand.
Q. Will the oil wash off easily?
A. Yes it is fractionated so it absorbs into your skin and the excess washes off easily, without clogging pores!
Q. If I don't want to shower, how else can I get the oil off?
A. I can bring steaming hot towels to remove the majority from your skin, but be aware that any excess may mark fine fabrics, especially if washed in cold water. Ie if you're wearing a suit or going to a business dinner after... a shower may be warranted.
Q. Will I be covered with a towel during my massage?
A. Usually not but you can choose to be covered, and/or please let me know if you're not 100% comfortable so I can fix it immediately!
Payment
Q. What types of payment do you currently accept?
A. I prefer cash or debit! (No fees!) I also accept Visa, Mastercard, & American Express. I also accept advance payments via e-transfers or PayPal to my email lucysmassageservice@gmail.com or phone number 250-889-5829
Q. Do you accept pre-paid Visa/gift cards?
A. Yes but I do charge a $5 fee/per card to offset the fees I get charged.
Q. If I use my credit card, will "Lucys Massage" come up on my statement?
A. No, only the initials LMS of my corporation will display on your receipt and on your statement.
Missed Appointments
Q. If I book with you then don't show up, are there any repercussions?
A. Yes, no shows are required to pay in full in advance in future, by paypal or e-transfer to my email.
Q. If I have a good reason for standing you up, will it help if I call/text to explain and apologize?
A. Yes please! If you show me the courtesy I will forgive you 100%! (Especially if you are a repeat client, who hasn't made a habit of it)
Q. I didn't cancel and missed our scheduled appointment so I would like to pay a full or partial payment, how do you accept payment?
A. That is very kind and earns my undying loyalty! I accept PayPal or e-transfers sent to lucysmassageservice@gmail.com
Allergies
Q. I have many allergies, would you please list all the products you use?
A. You bet! The products I use are:
-"Premium nature" organic coconut oil for massaging you.
-Lysol or Chlorox wipes for cleaning everything, including the oil bottles and warmers, between clients and Pine sol for deep cleaning ie shower and toilets.
-Softsoap or London Drugs brand cream hand soap for scrubbing you down afterwards.
-I don't usually wear perfume but lately I may use a light body spray.
-I don't have cats or dogs and I don't smoke
Employment
Q. You look like a real agency, do you work alone, or are you hiring?
A. No, I work alone, I am independent. But If you have a penchant for this line of work, you could come up with the seed money to rent your own place, set it up nicely with furniture and supplies, then slap up a $7 leolist.cc Ad and you'll be making money immediately. The only tricky thing is that Leolist only accepts cryptocurrency, so you have to create an account on Leolist.cc then take your cash to a cryptocurrency machine and add it to your Leolist wallet. It only takes a few minutes and skims 15% off the top ie $100 gets you $85 in your wallet and your $7 Ad is closer to $10 but still a great deal! When you're new you can run an ad every day that you're available, but after you have regulars once or twice a week probably suffices.
Q. Are there any massage parlours in Victoria?
A. There isn't enough business in Victoria for a real professional massage parlour, but there are Asian massage parlours (AMP's). They do take a large chunk of the providers earnings... but many girls there do extras to make a better living at it. Clients can book ahead or walk in and choose from who's available.
Weekdays noon-8pm.
(Last call is 6pm. )
*Closed and unavailable outside of these hours.*