Booking a session
Q. What information do I need to provide, in order to secure my desired spot?
A. That's easy, I just need to know 4 things:
1) your first name,
2) the day/time you'd like to book
3) the session you'd like Ie a 1hr, 1.5hr, or 2 hr session (see my rates page for details).
4)that you are not using a texting app (I will verify)
Q. To make a booking, should I just text "hi" or "hey how r u?" or "avail?"
A. Please no, usually "hi's" are fishing and just want to chat & never show up so I don't usually reply at all... unless we have a texting history and I can see we've spoken before. Please give me the pertinent info!.
Q. How do you manage your bookings?
A. A lot of people reserve a spot in advance so I turn my phone on at 11am, and confirm that days advance bookings (they text me by 11am) then I book the people that requested a last minute spot & gave me the pertinent info ie their name, the time desired, along with the session they want. If I still have openings, I reply to those that gave me partial info eg their name & 'today" but no time preference.
Q. Do you offer other services that are not mentioned here?
A. No, and I do not offer oral, BJ's, kissing, sex or groping, this is a non-interactive experience. Please don't try to cajoul me into doing any of that, there are a gamut of willing ladies in Victoria who offer those things, my specialty is massage and killer handjobs!
Q. Would you have sex for $500... or $1,000..?
A. No, sex without passion and chemistry isn't my thing, I only make an effort when I'm hot for someone. If you're looking for sex, I suggest a reputable agency like Seduction Unlimited or Sweet VIPs!
Q. Are you a registered RMT so I can claim this as a medical expense through my work or on my taxes?
A. Alas no, I am not, and no sensual massage is ever covered by insurance, it would be fraud.
Q. Is there anything I can do to prepare for my session?
A.Yes, please take a thorough shower that day... you never know where my hands might end up!
A. I'll also get closer to you if your breath smells fresh...
There is mouthwash in the bathroom if you don't get a chance to use any beforehand, I also have aspirin, hair products and aerosol deodorant for your use.
Q. Should I be discreet in your building?
A. Yes, and thank you for being respectful! Please enter quietly, so my neighbours aren't disturbed. (My building allows small home businesses, provided the extra traffic isn't "noticeable".)
Q. What type of oil do you use for the massage?
A. I use high quality unscented MCT oil (Coconut/palm oil blend), which are in oil warmers beside the bed, that keep it at a perfect temperature!
Q. Will the oil wash off easily?
A. Yes it is fractionated so it absorbs into your skin and the excess washes off easily, without clogging pores!
Q. If I don't want to shower, how else can I get the oil off?
A. I can bring steaming hot towels to remove the majority from your skin, but be aware that any excess may mark fine fabrics, especially if washed in cold water. Ie if you're wearing a suit or going to a business dinner after... a shower may be warranted.
Q. Will I be covered with a towel during my massage?
A. Usually not but you can choose to be covered, and/or please let me know if you're not 100% comfortable so I can fix it immediately!
Q. What types of payment do you currently accept?
A. I prefer cash or debit! (No fees!) I also accept Visa, Mastercard, & American Express. I also accept advance payments via email transfers to my email firstname.lastname@example.org!
Q. Do you accept pre-paid Visa/gift cards?
A. Yes but I do charge a $5 fee/per card to offset the fees I get charged.
Q. If I use my credit card, will "Lucys Massage" come up on my statement?
A. No, only the initials LMS of my corporation will display on your receipt and on your statement.
Q. If I cancel my appointment last minute or don't bother to cancel at all, are there any repercussions?
A. Yes, last minute cancellations (less than 1 hour) or no shows are required to pay in advance in future, by e-transfer to my email.
Q. If I have a good reason for standing you up, will it help if I call/text to explain and apologize?
A. Yes! If you show me the courtesy, I will only ask for $50 up front towards your next appointment, and I will forgive you 100%! (If you are a regular, who hasn't made a habit of it, then I am likely to waive the $50 advance fee.)
Q. I didn't cancel and missed our scheduled appointment so I would like to pay your fee, how do you accept payment? Can I just pay you cash, when I finally do show up for a session?
A. No, regretfully, payment of this fee is necessary to reinstate your booking privileges. I accept paypal or email money transfers sent to email@example.com.
Q. I have many allergies, would you please list all the products you use?
A. You bet! The products I use are:
-"New Directions" MCT coconut/palm oil for massaging you.
-Bleach and Pine Sol for cleaning everything, including the oil bottles and warmers, between clients.
-Softsoap or London Drugs brand cream hand soap for scrubbing you down afterwards.
-I don't usually wear perfume but lately I may use a light body spray.
-I don't have cats or dogs and I don't smoke
Q. You look like a real agency, do you work alone, or are you hiring?
A. No, I work alone, I am independent.
(I have a 2 bedroom place... the master by the bathroom has been decked out for massage and the second bedroom is my personal space. If you have a penchant for this line of work, you could come up with the seed money to rent your own place, set it up nicely with furniture and supplies, then slap up a leolist.cc Ad and you'll be making money immediately.)
Q. Are there any massage parlours in Victoria?
A. There isn't enough business in Victoria for a real massage parlour, but there are Asian massage parlours (AMP's) They do take a large chunk of your earnings but if they're busy you can do OK... many do extras to make a better living at it. Which is fine if you are willing to do BJs and FS but if you just want to do nude handjobs, you're better off renting your own apartment to live/work from...